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This afternoon’s National Zero fuckup titled “Kari Lake launches 2024 Senate campaign” was not the result of bad information or anything, just simple human error. Spartan was careless and clicked “Publish” instead of “Save Draft” on the article written in anticipation of failed MAGA psychopath Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake’s “big announcement” being for a Senate bid.

Instead Lake’s announcement on Tuesday was that she would appeal her loss to the US Supreme Court and also to launch some stupid “ballot chasing operation,” whatever the fuck that means. Sounds dumb and pointless. When asked during her press conference if she was going to announce a Senate campaign, Lake responded “Not today,” thus ending this saga of our dumb mistake for now.

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