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Orange Caesar taking DeSantis launch a little harder than he should

Continued the fat bastard in another post: “Ron DeSanctus can’t win the General Election (or get the Nomination) because he VOTED TO OBLITERATE SOCIAL SECURITY, EVEN WANTING TO RAISE THE MINIMUM AGE TO 70 (or more!), VOTED TO BADLY WOUND MEDICARE, AND FOUGHT HARD AND VOTED FOR A 23% ‘TAX ON EVERYTHING’ SALES TAX. He was, and is, a disciple of horrible RINO Paul Ryan, and others too many to mention. Also, he desperately needs a personality transplant and, to the best of my knowledge, they are not medically available yet. A disloyal person!”

If we didn’t know better we would almost think Trump is actually panicking over DeSantis launching his 2024 campaign. The tone is basically the same as that of one of Trump’s meltdowns over getting prosecuted. Why the hell is he freaking out like this when he’s been leading Mickey Maoist in every GOP primary poll by double digits – some of them even like 40, 50 percent – for months now? Is it just an intolerable wound to Trump’s ego that a “disloyal” little scumbag would challenge him?

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