Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers have been telling him prepare for Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith to indict his flabby orange ass for stealing classified documents from the White House and then defying a subpoena for their return, sources tell Rolling Stone.
“Looks like they’re going for it. People close to the president have discussed with him what we think is going to happen soon, and how he and everyone else needs to be ready for it… It would be crazy not to,” said one adviser, adding that “What about Joe Biden?” was the first thing Trump said after being told to face the music. Almost like he thinks his lawyers will pass that along to Jack Smith who will then say “Oh yeah… What ABOUT Joe Biden? Interesting… Okay, I won’t indict Trump. I quit.”