Senate passes debt ceiling bill

Our long national nightmare of tedious, repetitive political news coverage of the debt ceiling bill negotiations and all that shit is now really 100 percent finally over until early 2025, as the Senate on Thursday night officially passed HR 3746 by a margin of 63 to 36. The bill now heads to President Biden’s desk for signature. Will update shortly with the yes/no breakdowns by each party.

Log cabin burns to the ground

“The Biden Administration is over!”

Louisiana ICE agent arrested for breaking into ex’s home

Jared Kushner pleads for preemptive mercy from Jeffries

Flock CEO details the human side of a mass surveillance state

ChiComs making you hate data centers: New Big Tech PR message

Trump interrupted by heckler at cult speech

RNC chair blames Biden for abysmal Trump approval ratings

Supreme Court allows work to continue on Trump ballroom

Don Jr-backed “anti-woke marketplace” PublicSquare collapses

“As everyone knows, under President Biden…”

Breitbart reports socialist on slippery slope to full-blown Marxism

Natalie Harp’s creepy, obsessive letters to Trump leak to Daily Beast

Navy to rename carrier USS Doris Miller to USS Donald Trump: CNN

Smarmy MAGA Congressman says Trump pussied out vs Iran

Undercover ICE agent dropped recording device at church

FBI agents seize Swalwell’s devices, raid house

WSJ declares Bonesaw’s insane future city project DOA

Republicans urge Big Tech to improve data centers’ image

“Toughest president ever” announces “ECONOMIC D-DAY”

WATCH LIVE: Orange Marie Antionette gushes over his Versailles

Orange God Emperor retroactively undorses Cory Mills

Byron Dork butthurt as “dirty trick” works out well so far

Madison Cawthorn gets 8.5 percent in FL-19 primary

Cory Mills loses primary

BREAKING: Fox News admits they lied to viewers about gas prices

California MAGA county clerk to hire Tina Peters as top deputy

“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

Fox News excited to hype launch of new mental poison for kids

ABC files First Amendment lawsuit against FCC

Orange Tyrant still really nervous over Dan Sullivan “hoax”

Frau Ingraham badmouths men who wear makeup

Pete Hegseth visits battlefield to try to help boost morale

President embarrasses nation because it’s a day that ends in Y

Texas MAGA Congressman says suffering American sailors full of shit

Supreme Court spikes Trump’s bid for EJ Carroll rehearing

Orange Fuhrer vows to “bomb the shit out of” US ally Oman

AP reports Trump-Iran 60-day “ceasefire” expires on Monday, lol

“This is real… He hasn’t brought anything down”

Israel relying on AI chatbots to help polish its image

Show us on the doll where the Shannon Bream woked you

Todd Blanche says it’s Trump right to pardon violent Jan 6 felons

Trump-appointed bank regular declares Trump crypto scam a bank

MAGA New York gubernatorial candidate and Nassau County Exec Bruce Blakeman is weak on border security and fighting socialism

Hawaii’s Big Island under hurricane warning

Deranged old loser mad GOP couldn’t find another “Mary Peltola”

WATCH LIVE: Fat Hitler traps Long Island police cadets

Consumer sentiment takes a beating again

Witch-haired freak dismisses suffering of civilians, military alike

Luigi-a-pleads-a-guilty-to-a-murda!