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Tearful Oath Keeper begs not to be sent to prison

At his sentencing in front of DC Circuit Judge Amit Mehta on Thursday, top-level Oath Keeper Ed Vallejo begged for home confinement instead of prison following his conviction on a charge of seditious conspiracy for the MAGA terrorist group’s involvement in the January 6th insurrection.

“I would rather be incarcerated at home for the rest of my natural life than spend a year or even a month in prison as a burden to [my wife] and my family,” Vallejo said through tears, imploring for mercy from the Obama appointed federal jurist. Mehta considered Vallejo’s pleas and…

…sentenced the treasonous son of a bitch to three years in the big house, Politico’s Kyle Cheney reports on another ultra manly America First patriot turned into a bawling baby in court.

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