Categories
Uncategorized

Trump claims Biden broke his secret fentanyl deal with Xi

First off, China is believed to execute thousands of convicts a year, and drug trafficking is a capital offense, it’s been that way for decades. Second, really try to imagine the implications of the shit Trump is saying here. If he had evidence that Biden got the ChiComs to renege on a deal to prevent fentanyl exports then wouldn’t that be quite possibly the biggest scandal in the history of right wing media? Wouldn’t this have been round-the-clock coverage on Fox News, Breitbart, Newsmax, and all the rest from day one in 2021? How the fuck is something that should be a very, very, very big story in the MAGAverse just casually mentioned in one of these bullshit “Agenda 47” videos?

It’s one thing for the fat bastard to lie to his fans about the “rigged election” because that galvanizes them to feel victimized and treat Biden as illegitimate. What the hell kind of similar purpose could this lie ever serve now, at this point going on three years later? The cynical Trump fanboys who admit he’s full of shit always say there’s some “greater truth” behind the lies. They knew, for example, the “free crack pipes” story was bullshit but they loved it because it was the kind of lie that resonates with low-info voters who don’t know any better. So how does this half-assed allegation of an apocalyptic scandal do the same? Is admitting he failed to reveal this “truth” really going to do anything whatsoever to help move the ball down the field against Biden and the Democrats in 2024?

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Maybe K$H’s spokesman should just not respond to everything

2 hours ago

FBI agents needed plane when K$H had it in Florida

3 hours ago

Coyote fails to catch not particularly fast toddler

3 hours ago

Jim Jordan wrestles “But Garland” into answer to Epstein question

5 hours ago

Claude AI reluctant obey Hegseth’s commands to kill enemies

5 hours ago

Utah judge spikes Robinson’s bid to remove prosecutor

6 hours ago

Tom Emmer’s right when you look at it very narrowly like he says to

7 hours ago

Idaho cops arrest lib who plowed stolen ambulance into ICE office

7 hours ago

Congolese drone finally shuts up M23 rebel group’s spokesman

8 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Top GOP leaders say stupid shit with a straight face

8 hours ago

State-sanctioned death squads conducting brutal summary executions of filthy nature-dwellers in restive southern Indiana

9 hours ago

Republican governor celebrates major win for constituents

9 hours ago

Life coach lady complains about Apple News “bias” on Newsmax

10 hours ago

“CZ” fired staff investigating Iran terror funding after Trump pardon

10 hours ago

“They wanted this to go away”

11 hours ago

Fox News reports Abbott on his own with this again

12 hours ago

New tariffs 10 percent despite Trump announcing 15 percent

13 hours ago

Judge Box-o-Wine gives up on prosecuting “Seditious Six” Dems

23 hours ago

Freedom Caucasians endorse Gonzales’s psychotic challenger

1 day ago

British cops arrest fired ambassador to US over Epstein ties

1 day ago

Fox News adjusts framing for follow-up story given new information

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump honors the “angel moms” whose grief and suffering powered his return to inflict grief and suffering on others

1 day ago

Fat Baby continues nonsensically caterwauling on the internet

1 day ago

Cannon opens fire on “unfairness”

1 day ago

Nobody’s ever seen polling numbers like this before, it’s historic

1 day ago

Lowercase the thanks they get for saving him from dying in prison

1 day ago

Humble five-man shop in a WeWork gets $25 billion gov contract

2 days ago

Team Orange tries to own K$H elbowing into Team USA celebration

2 days ago

Surprise! Mar-a-Lago gunman was a spurned Trump fan

2 days ago

Americans in Mexico ordered to hide after cartel boss killed

2 days ago

K$H inserts himself into major international confrontation

2 days ago

Fox News reports violent American hooligans savagely beat hapless Canadians with wooden sticks and stole their gold

2 days ago

Secret Service cancels armed man outside Mar-a-Lago

2 days ago

Ghislaine Maxwell lawyers claim Epstein files act unconstitutional

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor discards vulnerable House GOP incumbent

3 days ago

Anchorage Young Republicans chair likes them young: US Attorney

3 days ago

Hate the new 10 percent import tax? Well how about 15 percent?

3 days ago

Newest Peruvian president basically the Latin American Roy Moore

3 days ago

Surprise! Chavez-Deremer’s scumbag husband won’t be charged

3 days ago

New Mexico Dem Party HQ hit with mini-Watergate

4 days ago

MAGA Land mopes through Unliberation Day

4 days ago

Small “comedian” doesn’t find Supreme Court defeat funny

4 days ago

Hunter Mugabe charged with attempting to murder gardener

4 days ago

Jaydee uses his JD to lawsplain to Supreme subtards

4 days ago

Ministry of Information urges media to remain loyal, patriotic

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer claims he’s got workaround ready

4 days ago

Ruh-roh, Trump holding live presser after Supreme Court loss

4 days ago

Dems facing lawsuit because gay Trump fan can’t get laid

4 days ago

Taco Bell bets “street” a the right adjective to add to new product

4 days ago

“Apparently the breakfast had been going well…”

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x