FBI to bring super secret "Biden bribery" document to Capitol

FBI personnel will bring the stupid Rudy “Biden bribery” FD-1023 tip form to Capitol and allow House Oversight Hayseed James Comer and ranking member Jamie Raskin to view it in a SCIF facility within the next few days, CNN reports on what will probably not really be the ending of Comer’s push to hold Director Chris Wray in contempt for fucking off on the subpoena for the years-old document that originated with Rudy Giuliani and not even Bill Barr took seriously.

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Gateway Pundit remixes old grievance with new one

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Tums ups the ante in the “Big Game” game

Overweight bachelor mocks woman reliving fear for husband’s life

US government officially blames Nancy Pelosi for January 6

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Regime washouts screaming at each other on Twitter

China buys 10 million tons of US soybeans

New 250th coins do not feature Trump

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California MAGA Congressman Doug LaMalfa has died

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Orange Warlord to try taking Newsom down a notch

“Compact of Free Association” with Greenland being floated again

Byron Dork dares question the Orange Allah’s holy wisdom

Capitol rioters rage over “fedsurrection” statute of limitations expiry

At least 35 dead so far in Iran unrest

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MAGA Land feels for poor kids getting cut off from child care but…

Jim Jordan wrestles to contain his love for and deep trust in Trump

PRESIDENT SHARES IMPORTANT MEDICAL ADVICE

Rhode Island GOP chair resigning due to having to hold day job

Oklahoma overtakes Florida as lightning-est state

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Regime rages over regular expression of capitalist free speech

Amy Klobuchar eyeing gubernatorial bid

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Mark Kelly tells Hegseth to go fuck himself, vows to fight demotion

Hardcore MAGA incel Colton Moore running to replace QAdulteress

Hegseth pussies out of court-martialing Mark Kelly

Cranky slob screaming at MSM for insufficient supplication again

Tim Walz drops reelection bid

“GUYS! YOU CANNOT BE ADJUSTING HIS LIGHT!”

Cuba says at least 32 military officers killed in Caracas raid

Fox News reports Trump DHS failed to protect Jaydee’s mansion

Seriously and literally shut the hell up, Politico Playbook

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LISTEN LIVE: Fat Hitler does another stupid audio-only “gaggle”

Delcy Rodriguez sold Maduro out to Trump regime: report

Dan Bongino officially returns to civilian podcasting life

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Massive Hot Wheels heist investigated by Washington sheriff

This Venezuela thing is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor celebrates V-VZ Day

Texas Dem Greg Casar demands immediate war powers vote