This is how bad the smoke is in New York City

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Thursday, June 8 due to the air quality. Parking meters will remain in effect.

— NYC Alt Side Parking (@NYCASP) June 7, 2023

No photo of a Mars-like Brooklyn Bridge can capture the situation quite like the suspension of the city’s lame “alternate side parking” racket and the loss of probably hundreds of thousands of revenue from the drivers who forgot they were parked on the Thursday side of the street.

Well that and the Yankees postponed their Wednesday night game against the White Sox. The WNBA’s New York Liberty also postponed their home game against the Minnesota Lynx, which is weird because that was going to be played indoors at the Barclays Center.

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