Volcano on island in middle of big water place with lots of sharks in it very mad. Government science guys say volcano spewing lots of gooey hot red stuff that hurt a lot and burn people to death if they touch. “Don’t touch hot red stuff,” say government science guys. Volcano was mad a few months ago but turned happy and pleasant. Now volcano mad again for some reason. People who wear flower shirts and eat pineapples worried volcano might get really mad and burn their pineapple trees. Big uh-oh if volcano get really mad. No relaxing and playing ukulele if red hot stuff come down from volcano. Government science guys say they keep watching volcano to see if it get madder.