Rotund Republican Chris Christi, the only 2024 presidential candidate to date with his own measurable gravitational pull, said “the facts are devastating” in the unsealed indictment of former president and accused document hoarder Donald Trump, NBC News reports.
A former federal prosecutor and one-time Trump ally, Christie said that although Trump’s indictment was “bad for everyone in the country”–which seems odd because an exceptionally low percentage of people have classified documents stored in their bathrooms–he did ask a pertinent question that he may not like the answer he’ll get in the 2024 primaries: “Is this the type of conduct we want from someone who wants to be president of the United States?”