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Watters explains why Junior doesn’t go to Mar-a-Lago a lot

Likely explaining why Junior doesn’t live at his father’s supper club for the elderly, Fox bro Jesse Watters asserts the tens of thousands of pages of classified documents accused felon Donald Trump had scattered around Mar-a-Lago weren’t as bad as if bricks of cocaine had been found.

“[The Fox version of reality] doesn’t matter.  They’re scaring away donors and swing voters.  Republicans need to get their act together and they better circle the wagons.  If he had cocaine in those boxes that were stacked up in the ballroom, then maybe if he’s running a cocaine ring out of Mar-a-Lago, maybe they don’t circle the wagons.”

“Joe could send Hunter to check that out,” mental dwarf and likely cocaine aficionado Greg Gutfeld chips in.

“You remember Allen Iverson?” Watters retorts illogically.  “We’re talkin’ about practice.  We’re talking about a piece of paper.  [“A military map,” Gutfeld contributes, unwittingly re-establishing how bad that vacuous statement is.]. “We’re talking about a piece of paper!

Actually, we’re talking about the classified information on the hundreds of thousands of pieces of paper, Jesse.

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