Want a laugh after a not at all hard day of news? Great! Check out these scorching hot takes from back when the case against Trump was “doomed” because Joe unintentionally took documents too:
“The discovery of classified government documents in President Biden’s Wilmington, Del., garage should spell the end of any realistic prospect of criminal charges against former president Donald Trump over his Mar-a-Lago portfolio of pilferage” – January 13 piece by Washington Post Deputy opinion Editor Dave Von Drehle titled “If the Mar-a-Lago case collapses? Disaster dodged, America.”
“The news that the Justice Department is reviewing Obama Era classified documents found at a think tank tied to President Biden is quite a political gift to Donald Trump” – Chuck Todd on January 10th in a piece titled “Classified Biden documents hand political gift to Trump, GOP.”
“If you take the purely legalistic side of it and you get into the optics and the politics, what happened here is going to make it almost impossible to charge Donald Trump with any violation of classified documents” – CNN legal analyst John Miller on January 10th, transcript via Mediaite.
From @Axios: The pro-@JoeBiden, pro-Merrick Garland spin. Absurd. The regulations were just applied to Donald Trump, on his documents case, and an SC was named. The regs cannot yield a different result for a factually similar case against another candidate, @JoeBiden. pic.twitter.com/3F3R3npAVB
— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) January 11, 2023
“Scratch another undoable item off Merrick Garland’s bucket list. He can forget prosecuting Donald Trump for taking presidential records with him when he departed the White House. It turns out the attorney general’s boss, Joe Biden, did the same thing when he departed the Obama administration. Classified documents were stashed inside a closet in a private office that he used in the years before he became president. Glaring hypocrisy aside, it would be difficult to justify criminally charging one president while turning a blind eye to the other. Legally, it would backfire. Politically, it would be poisonous” – Dipshit Fox News political analyst Gregg Jarrett on January 11th in a piece titled “Biden’s Stashed Classified Documents Could End Case Against Trump.”
“This neutralizes the issue, both within the Republican primary and in the event Trump emerges as the nominee for the 2024 general election” – GOP consultant Ken Spain on January 25, via Axios.
Wish we could find some more, but this discrete form of dumbassery isn’t exactly easy to search for on Google and Twitter given the strings in a query. But in a throwback to an old National Zero specialty, here’s a mini “Blue Revenge” from Trump fanboys commenting on Mediaite saying more or less the same bullshit. Click anywhere on the comment to open it in a new tab in Disqus:
Rover • 5 months ago
️Anyone with a brain knows trump isn’t going to be charged with anything. That’s why they haven’t done it already.
Tue, 1/10/2023 10:01 AM on ”Really?’ Poppy Harlow Shocked When CNN Analyst Says Biden News Makes It ‘Almost Impossible’ To Charge Trump’
Mad Dog Madison • 5 months ago
️Pretty much torpedoes the case against Trump, that’s for sure.
Poor dimwitted gullible liberals…
Thu, 1/12/2023 1:17 PM on ‘Joe Rogan: Biden Caught With Classified Docs is ‘Hilarious’’
Aron Rocker • 5 months ago
️Dude had top secret documents stuffed in a box in his garage next to his Corvette.
Game over. LOL
Thu, 1/12/2023 1:45 PM on ‘Joe Rogan: Biden Caught With Classified Docs is ‘Hilarious’’
SNIFF DAWG • 5 months ago
️This article proves exactly how desperate Dems are. This is horrible for them.
Sat, 1/14/2023 5:38 PM on ‘MSNBC: Biden Docs Scandal Hurts GOP Not Biden or Democrats’
Joe Truth • 5 months ago
️Lolz
Xiden regime going down and Mediaite does this fluffer piece
Sat, 1/14/2023 9:10 PM on ‘MSNBC: Biden Docs Scandal Hurts GOP Not Biden or Democrats’
rodlang • 5 months ago
️Finding documents in Biden’s house… and garage next to his corvette… is a political gift to Trump. Trump didn’t fully cooperate with the Archives and held onto documents his doesn’t own. You can argue that is obstruction. But the Biden White House knew documents were found in his house back in November and said nothing about it. Garland will prosecute neither for the documents stuff.
Sun, 1/15/2023 9:55 AM on ‘MSNBC: Biden Docs Scandal Hurts GOP Not Biden or Democrats’
Reasonable • 5 months ago
️Trumps in the clear. Biden is finished
Fri, 1/20/2023 9:02 AM on ‘Chris Wallace to Pelosi ‘Isn’t It Going To Be Impossible’ To Charge Trump Even If ‘He Committed a Crime?”
As always, please be nice when you reply. We’re not trying to encourage trolling. Also be sure to post screenshots and/or below if any of these jackasses end up replying to you.
JustaGuy_JustaThought • 5 months ago
️LMAOOOOOO
They were never going to be able to indict Trump over it, but this is just the cherry on top.
Tue, 1/10/2023 9:46 AM on ”Really?’ Poppy Harlow Shocked When CNN Analyst Says Biden News Makes It ‘Almost Impossible’ To Charge Trump’