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Biden pre-impeached for second time this week

President Biden has been pre-impeached for the second time this week as white trash Congresswoman Lauren Boebert announced that she’ll be bringing her own articles of imeachment against Dark Brandon for some fucking reason, probably not much if it all different from those introduced by her asshole colleague Andy Ogles on Monday. President Biden has been pre-impeached a total of 13 times since his January 2021 inauguration. His all-time single-day record is three pre-impeachments on August 23, 2021 while Republicans were pretending to care about the 13 US Marines tragically killed in a massive suicide bombing in Afghanistan.

In all seriousness, this simply shows how not-actually-serious-at-all Republicans are. Introducing the dead end articles while they were in the minority from 2021-2022 was fair enough, Dems did it against Trump too in 2017-2018. But once Nancy took over in 2019 she enforced discipline and held her caucus back until the moment was right. It was right twice. Last month two Republicans separately introduced articles against Biden twice in one day. Are they really this fucking stupid where they think more is somehow better than coordinating these efforts? Don’t answer.

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