Tuesday’s news was a deeply unwelcome surprise to the MAGA internet, who erupted with all the impotent fury their Orange Messiah did after their hated enemy Hunter Biden copped to his crimes:
“I bet everyone on here will be totally shocked by this latest show of double standards. And of course President Trump was right YET again” – The current top comment the Gateway Pundit article titled “TWO-TIERED JUSTICE: TRUMP WAS RIGHT – DOJ Gave Serial Criminal and Pervert Hunter Biden a Slap on the Wrist After Committing Major International Financial Crimes.”
“Yet that same IRS threatened my late wife with asset seizure due to taxes on a scholarship grant she was told was tax free. The fees and penalties they racked up over a few years were almost 4 times the taxes owed on her needs based grant. The guy who skates on $1.2 million most likely ‘earned’ illegally and I’m guessing intentionally didn’t pay taxes on it barely gets a slap on the wrist? Welcome to the Death of Your Republic… Already in Progress” – Top comment on PJ Media’s story.
“He won’t have any actual consequences” – The current top comment on the Breitbart story.
“Of course Hunter pleaded guilty to these charges. Compared to what ‘he could have’ been charged with……..these are nothing by comparison” – The current top comment on the Fox News article.
“Let’s be clear: the Department of Justice’s charges against President Biden’s son Hunter reveal a two-tiered system of justice. Hunter Biden is getting away with a slap on the wrist when growing evidence uncovered by the House Oversight Committee reveals the Bidens engaged in a pattern of corruption, influence peddling, and possibly bribery. These charges against Hunter Biden and sweetheart plea deal have no impact on the Oversight Committee’s investigation. We will not rest until the full extent of President Biden’s involvement in the family’s schemes are revealed” says House Oversight Committee Chairhole James Comer in a tearful statement reacting to the news.
DOJ brought 3 weak charges against Hunter to try to trick the American public into thinking they aren’t politically biased.
But Hunter will see zero days in jail even though he has committed many crimes.
Trump faces 450 years over a paperwork dispute.
— Lance Gooden (@Lancegooden) June 20, 2023
“So, rich white male Democrat gets off basically scot-free. What else is new. And someone who happened to be in Washington, DC on Jan 6 could spend the rest of their life in jail. Sounds very fair to me” – The current top comment on RedState.com’s story. That is some weapons-grade butthurt.
“Slap on the wrist BS” – Top comment on OAN’s article.
“Does anyone else get the impression that the general populace of the US are total suckers for paying taxes and following the laws year after year? Hunter Biden is a perfect example of elitism and two levels of justice” – The current top comment on a PowerLine Blog post mentioning the plea.
THIS !!! https://t.co/7g586F98SJ
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) June 20, 2023
“Two down, two to go? Tropical Storm Bret has formed in the Atlantic. We’re now two away from Don. Will the floating theory be just that, a theory, or will it be THE storm? Looks like we won’t have to wait long to get that answer with this current pace” – Current top post on QAnon fan site GreatAwakening.win, ranked high above the Hunter Biden plea on the “HOT” list.
“Lucky sperm. If the feds had a conservative who’d done the same, there would be serious criminal prosecution” – The current top comment on the Washington Times article.
And Hunter got a plea deal in advance!! https://t.co/kr77qI8GFs
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) June 20, 2023
We could have probably tripled the length of this edition of “MAGA Land” as there is that much fury among America’s political invalids over a normal exercise of the criminal justice system. At least some of these fucking idiots know full well that this plea deal does not in any way preclude Hunter from getting prosecuted for the “real crimes” they think he’s guilty of, but it seems like they’re almost semi-consciously coming to grief that this is probably as “good” as it’s going to get for them.