Five Secret Service agents have testified to January 6th grand jury

At least five Secret Service agents have testified to the federal grand jury impaneled by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith to investigate disgraced former President Trump’s role in inciting the January 6th, 2021 MAGA insurrection at the US Capitol, NBC News reports.

Further details, such as the agents’ proximity to Trump on the day of the riot or the content of their subpoenas were unknown, but NBC speculates they might include the agents party to the infamous steering wheel grab incident as the Orange Tyrant ordered his guards to take him to the Capitol.

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