An unknown assassin gunned down Russian submarine commander during his morning jog in the southeastern city of Krasnodar on Monday, a cancelation made easier because the fucking idiot posted his running route on an exercise social media app, the Daily Beast reports.
Stanislav Rzhitsky definitely had a target on his back after his vessel launched a missile attack that killed 27 civilians last year, but it's unclear if the Ukrainians definitely did it given the obvious recent domestic tensions in Russia. The Ukrainian intelligence directorate denied involvement in Rzhitsky's death, simply saying in a press statement that the assassin "should be sought within Russia itself, where internal protest against the war in Ukraine is growing."