Categories
Uncategorized

Secret Service gives up on finding White House cokehead

Sources within the Secret Service tell CNN they’ve concluded their investigation into Cocainegate and, as they warned given the traffic at the location within the White House, have been unable to identify the suspect who dropped a baggie of Colombian snow in the West Wing.

MAGA Congressman Tim Burchett also confirmed the same to CNN Capitol Hill reporter Manu Raju as he left the House Oversight committee’s briefing with Secret Service officials. “That is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” said Burchett, plainly disappointed they didn’t tell him it was definitely Hunter or Joe Biden who was walking around with the nose candy.

The AP followed up and reports Secret Service investigators were unable to obtain any fingerprints or DNA from the bag. Not to go all “Blue Anon” here but that detail makes it all too easy to imagine that someone with an agenda might’ve made sure that there was nothing traceable on the bag when dropping it in a conspicuous place in the Biden White House. Some low-level fifth columnist with business there but otherwise personally in league with some James O’Keefe types who knows that a lack of conclusion keeps the story hanging in the air for the MAGA media complex.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Fuhrer declares war on free and fair elections: Live

10 hours ago

Jaydee cancels helicopter flight to son’s golf practice

12 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline returns from her birthing lair

18 hours ago

White House teleprompter guy made $100,000 on Kalshi bets

19 hours ago

Wealthy Russians moving assets to overseas seizure shelters

20 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Old Man Trump spins some yarns in Pennsylvania

2 days ago

TOTAL WITCH HUNT! SOCIALIST NAZI COMMIE FASCISM!

2 days ago

Key 2024 swing state voters belatedly realize they fucked up: poll

2 days ago

Deeply amoral Trump lawyer faces Senate hearing: Live video

2 days ago

South central Texas under severe flood threat

2 days ago

Trump orders ICE to go back to killing people

2 days ago

New York City woman deeply offended by anti-Red State agitprop

2 days ago

Chipmunk semen and mercury missing from CDC parasite alert

3 days ago

DHS suspends ICE vehicle stops

3 days ago

Iraqi Prime Minister trapped with gramps: Live video

3 days ago

TACO Tuesday, now with spicy Hormuz sauce!

3 days ago

EJ Carroll collects $5.6 million judgment from Trump

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Kagan and Barrett testify to House hearing

3 days ago

Warren Buffett cuts off Bill Gates after Epstein email drop

3 days ago

“People tried to talk him out of it”

3 days ago

Grandpa sundowning again: Live video

4 days ago

Darlene Graham Nordone to serve out rest of brother’s term

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: White House promotes some scam motor race

4 days ago

Judge nukes Trump IRS settlement

4 days ago

Orange Fuhrer “imposes” 20 percent toll for Hormuz traffic

4 days ago

ICE guns down another person in Maine

4 days ago

Lindsey fondly remembered for badly losing 2016 GOP primary

4 days ago

British counterterrorism cops probing fascist former MP’s murder

4 days ago

Fox News reports Trump revenue streams under Iranian attack

4 days ago

Regime “task force” to release docs on “election integrity”

4 days ago

Massive wildfire erupts outside Paris

4 days ago

Trump already using Lindsey’s death for SAVE Act: Live Updates

5 days ago

Lindsey Graham has died

5 days ago

Strait of Hormuz unopened for business

5 days ago

Wasn’t all the “negative news” supposed to be awesome?

6 days ago

Ayatollah vows revenge against Trump

6 days ago

“PRAISE BE TO ALLAH”

6 days ago

Even millionaires are struggling with grocery prices

7 days ago

Kristi 💔 Byron

7 days ago

Newsmax viewers’ expectations calibrated inappropriately

7 days ago

Orange Toddler again refuses to sign bipartisan housing bill

7 days ago

House to vote on permanent Daylight Saving Time next week

7 days ago

“Midterms are still beyond Trump’s focus zone”

1 week ago

Reflecting Pool terrorist pleads not guilty

1 week ago

McCarthy can’t think of any Republicans similar to Platner

1 week ago

Palm Beach International now officially Donald J Trump Airport

1 week ago

Trump looks past partisan divides, sees in Graham Platner a fellow human being credibly accused of sexual violence against women

1 week ago

Orange Idiot cites some bullshit as pretext for birthright rehearing

1 week ago

Peace president bombs Iran again

1 week ago

Maine state House member says Platner backs her to take over

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x