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Fox News really wants to trust this guy to do the “right” thing again

Fox News on Monday expressed a strong desire to trust this notoriously capricious and unreliable actor to do the “right” thing for them, despite having been burned by him in the past on numerous, notable junctures including his vote in 2020 to convict fat former President Trump in his first impeachment trial, his 2021 vote on the American Rescue Plan, and his 2022 vote for the Inflation Reduction Act, with that last one seriously pissing them off more than any of the others. For every Biden nominee that he sank just to be an asshole there are dozens upon dozens more that he allowed to take important posts. Now they’re going to rely on him to perform an extremely narrow and specific task for which the margin of error is zero and there is no “viable” backup option should he decide on a whim to fuck them over at the last possible minute.

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