Crunching the numbers for the RNC’s debate qualification requirements, Politico have determined that chunky former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie – along with former South Carolina Governor Nimrata “Nikki” Haley, weirdo millennial Vivek Ramaswamy, and Senator Tim Scott have met the polling and fundraising thresholds to attack Florida Governor Ron DeSantis in person since soon-to-be thrice-indicted former President Trump almost certainly won’t be there at the first 2024 GOP primary showdown in Milwaukee next month, especially now to avoid Chris Christie.
Mike Pence has met the minimum polling requirement but hasn’t hit the 40,000 individual donor requirement yet to make it to the big stage. Would be a damn shame if his last ever nationally televised debate would be the one when the fly landed on his head and sat there for a minute.