The perpetually immodest and aggrieved son of indicted former president Donald Trump has decided that the upcoming round of indictments–the third criminal round but umpteenth legal problem–to come against his father will mean not just the end of the Republic, but the end of Western civilization. “We are into decline. It’s like the end of the civilization, ahhhhh, and, y’know, if you look at the timing, most civilizations last 250 years; we’re at about 248, so ah we are in serious trouble now, Steve, if we don’t right this ship.”