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K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

3 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

4 hours ago

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Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

5 hours ago

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Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

5 hours ago

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Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

5 hours ago

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DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

6 hours ago

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Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

7 hours ago

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Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

8 hours ago

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NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

8 hours ago

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NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

8 hours ago

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Suppose it was only a matter of time…

9 hours ago

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Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

9 hours ago

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Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

10 hours ago

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Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

10 hours ago

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House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

10 hours ago

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Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

11 hours ago

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Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

11 hours ago

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Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

12 hours ago

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Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

13 hours ago

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Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

13 hours ago

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US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

23 hours ago

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Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

24 hours ago

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Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

1 day ago

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Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

1 day ago

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Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

1 day ago

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Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

1 day ago

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Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

1 day ago

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Zohran comes out victorious again

1 day ago

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Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

1 day ago

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Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

1 day ago

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Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

1 day ago

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New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

1 day ago

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Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

1 day ago

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Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

1 day ago

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“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

1 day ago

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Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

1 day ago

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State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

1 day ago

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DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

1 day ago

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House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

2 days ago

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WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

2 days ago

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Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

2 days ago

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Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

2 days ago

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Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

2 days ago

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Six percent of Trump 2024 voters now disclaim it: pollster

2 days ago

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Venezuela attorney general quits

2 days ago

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Misogyny okay because a trans swimmer got a bigger trophy

2 days ago

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Drunk Republican voter rear-ends cop car at 3:06 pm on a Tuesday

2 days ago

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Cuban troops neutralize four suspected Floridian terrorists

2 days ago

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