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Trump launches legal defense fund

Disgraced former President Trump has started a legal defense fund to raise money to cover his loyal minions’ mounting legal bills, a reversal for the fat bastard who previously reportedly resisted it and said that only guilty people would make such a move, the New York Times reports.

“Patriot Legal Defense Fund Inc,” which couldn’t not have some sort of stupid fucking “America First” element in its name, will be led by longtime Trump political adviser Michael Glassner. The fund supposedly won’t cover Trump’s own legal bills, just those of his allies – but if the whole point is to stop them from flipping on the Orange Warlord, then it is kind of for his defense by proxy.

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