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Monday was obviously very disappointing for the fanboys who were actually paying attention to the details of the news about former Hunter Biden business partner Devon Archer’s testimony to the House Oversight Committee. All that hype and bullshit telling them THIS would be the day that everything changed, that Joe Biden would be implicated in a vast influence peddling racket and exposed once and for all to voters as the ruthless kingpin of the “Biden Crime Family,” ended in yet another letdown gnawing at their already thin patience with the fucking clowns in the House GOP.

For those that didn’t read stories describing how Archer testified that Hunter Biden was merely ripping off these foreign scumbags by overpromising and non-delivering on an “illusion” of access to Washington, DC and not even Joe Biden himself (which, holy shit, that is really freaking heartbreaking for the MAGA kids), there’s Trump spinning it into “really bad news for Biden” but also that he’ll be indicted again, which is actually bad news for Trump. But that’s still kind of a “win” for the vast swaths of the deliberately ignorant and misinformed in Donald’s fanbase, right?

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