Fox News reports manhunt underway for total hunk

Manhunt underway at Savannah-Hilton Head Airport for escaped Georgia inmate who slipped away from police https://t.co/ItrlBQQAWF

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 3, 2023

Fox News reported Thursday that police in Bulloch County, Georgia are seeking total hunk Joseph Baynes, who only stayed theirs for so long before slipping away from their grips at the Savannah-Hilton Head International Airport. They should’ve known this particular catch’s perfectly chiseled cheekbones and sly smile wouldn’t linger before he’s out on the prowl again, so watch out ladies.

Like seriously watch out. This handsome stud is wanted on a felony stalking warrant in Minnesota.

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