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Desperate for cash, Giuliani puts Manhattan apartment up for sale

One of Donald Trump’s disgraced lawyers, Rudy Giuliani, has put his 3-bedroom, 3-bath Manhattan apartment up for sale, according to a listing on Sotheby Real Estate’s website, with an asking price of $6.5 million.  Co-conspirator 1’s abode was reportedly listed starting at the end of July.

In May, Giuliani claimed he could not afford to conduct searches of material to turn over relevant information in the civil lawsuit brought by Georgia election workers Shae Moss and Ruby Freeman.  Unlike his former client, Giuliani has been unable to bilk Trump supporters out of cash to cover his legal bills and to support his exorbitant lifestyle, even though he has boasted that he’s getting $20,000 per day for his services; FEC records do not reflect him getting paid that amount.

“Accessed by a semi-private elevator landing, the welcoming, square Gallery opens into the Living Room, which benefits from pleasing proportions and three very large west-facing windows. Adjacent, a handsome wood-paneled corner Library with a wood-burning fireplace offers open views up Madison Avenue and to the west,” the listing reads, helpfully noting that 50% of the selling price may be financed.  “Nearby, a stately, well-proportioned Dining Room is oak-paneled and boasts a carved plaster ceiling and very tall leaded glass windows. The Dining Room is further distinguished by its Conservatory. With impressive leaded glass eastern and northern-facing windows, it is marvelously light-filled and ideal for a tranquil breakfast or cozy dinner.  Beyond, the cheerful eat-in-Kitchen with northern and eastern exposures and open outlooks is supported by a proper Butler’s Pantry, a Laundry Room, and a Staff Room with an ensuite bath.”

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