Politics party with elephant in team mascot logo mad, they say justice guys too nice to crackhead who paint nice pictures. They really upset with Democracy party over rainbows and condescension toward people who eat horse paste. Elephant party also extra mad because agent guys with guns and badges come and put big holes in chest and face of angry man who write mean words and threaten to hurt president on computer. “BLAM BLAM!” the guns went and angry man dead forever.

Elephant politics party think justice man with glasses being unfair to their Orange Jesus, who don’t look like Jesus from Bible, but more like fat Roman toga guy who feed Christians to lions. “NOT FAIR!” they yell on computer and on TV channels with US flags in graphics and lots of commercials for gold bar retirement plans and special medicines that help make wieners stay hard. The elephant politics party really think they deserve special rules in big contest against democracy people like in sports for people in wheelchairs. “ELECTION INTERFERENCE” the Orange Jesus yell a lot because he in big trouble with law and have to go to court a lot during big contest or go to jail for a long time.

Blonde lady from Elephant party who really upset all the time and hate Jews and Black people even though they never did anything to her and have sex with men who aren’t husband before husband leave her was really super extra upset. “Joe Biden must be impeached. Merrick Garland must be impeached. David Weiss must be impeached. Jack Smith must be impeached,” she write on computer on Friday after justice man with glasses make change she not happy with. News article not end happy because elephant party not happy right now. They really mad with democracy party.