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Capitol rioters excited Trump is finally kind of one of them too

Capitol insurrectionists in the justice system are excited that the guy who had two weeks to pardon them but didn’t is facing similar charges they do for attempting to overthrow American democracy on January 6, 2021, the Washington Post reports. “We’re like, if Trump comes in here, we’re gonna put him in 45 cell,” said rioter Shane Jenkins, convicted in March of Corruptly Obstructing an Official Proceeding of Congress – one of the same charges Donald faces – and still awaiting sentencing in the MAGA block of the DC Correctional Facility. “We definitely talk about Donald Trump. I don’t think they’ll ever put him in jail, per se. And if they do, I hope they would bring him here.”

“We would have a good time, and it would be awesome to get to meet Donald Trump,” Jenkins continued and Jesus freaking Christ lol this asshole really fucking thinks Trump would be happy to be incarcerated with the losers whose lives he destroyed by inciting them to attack the Capitol.

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