Indicted felon Donald Trump’s attempt to upstage the “establishment” Republican debate to be aired on the Offical Network of the RNC™, the Fox cable propaganda network on Wednesday night will consist of a pre-taped interview with disgraced former Fox host Tucker Carlson. No one’s sure where it will appear: on Trump’s failing social media platform or on Carlson’s stream on the more widely used trans social media platform now known as “X.”
Per the Washington Post, the interview is already “in the can,” as the Hollywood kids say, having been recorded last week while Trump continued his “will he or won’t he” pantomime regarding showing up at the debate. With all the confusion on Wednesday, it might be a great time to sneak into the Fulton County jail to be processed… if only you didn’t insist on flying around in a jet with your name emblazoned on the side.