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“Today was supposed to be my scheduled arraignment in Atlanta, but I refuse to be part of the Left’s televised spectacle”

“Patriot, Today was supposed to be my scheduled arraignment in Atlanta. But I refuse to be part of the Left’s televised spectacle as they weaponize the legal system to try and make me look like a criminal and list over a dozen FALSE CHARGES against me on live TV. Instead, I want to make today a MASSIVE grassroots fundraising day,” writes some campaign aide pretending to be disgraced former President Trump in another stupid email to his fans – and those of us in the media masochistic enough to have signed up for this endless spam in case we want to use it for material.

The email was forwarded atop a previous one dated Saturday, which read in part: “A judge ruled that all of my court proceedings in Atlanta will be TELEVISED for the entire country to watch. The Communist Democrats would love nothing more than for me to be stuck in court in a televised spectacle as a way to keep me off the campaign trail. But I refuse to play into the Left’s hands. That’s why I have waived my in-person formal arraignment and simply pleaded ‘NOT GUILTY’ to the indictment in the Georgia witch hunt… Why would I fly down to Atlanta just to hear over a dozen FALSE CHARGES brought against me on live TV? We have serious matters to deal with – not televised charades orchestrated by Crooked Joe and his corrupt accomplices.”

So yeah, not to keep belaboring this point but like we predicted would happen and was already confirmed by Trump lawyer Alina Habba last week, the Orange Attention Whore is simply scared of being in a situation he’s not in control of and took the out to not appear in court when it was available to him. These stupid emails speak to a deep insecurity where he needs to overexplain the dodge to his fanboys who’ve been conditioned to believe he’s nothing but tough and fearless. Sad!

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