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Jayson Boebert says ex-wife’s jerking around was his fault

Possibly having been enlisted as part of a desperate damage control effort for his now ex-wife, Colorado sex offender Jayson Boebert tells the Daily Beast he’s really the one to blame for the crazy QAnon fan Congresswoman’s demented behavior at the Beetlejuice musical last weekend as his infidelity and other white trash douchebag behavior were “the root” cause of Lauren vaping right next to a pregnant woman, fondling her “liberal” boyfriend, and getting kicked out of the show.

“Watching the attacks against Lauren, I feel the people should know the truth of our broken marriage and burden she has carried for too long,” Jayson wrote. “This has been a devastating divorce that I hold all responsibility for. It upsets me that everyone believes she left me over fame or a new lifestyle. That is far from the truth… Much of this is on me because the problem starts at the root. I am the root… I take full responsibility for my actions, and I deeply regret the choices I made that led to the breakdown of our marriage. I was unfaithful to Lauren in so many ways. I should have always brought my best just as she did. My actions were selfish and thoughtless, and I failed to consider the consequences they would ultimately have on the person I hold dearest in my heart.”

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