Fat former President Trump has been querying minions about what it’ll be like if (hopefully when) he’s convicted of a major felony and has to be incarcerated, sources tell Rolling Stone.
Chief among Trump’s concerns are if he’ll have to wear “one of those jumpsuits” and whether he would end up in a “Club Fed” or a “bad” prison, with Rolling Stone describing such conversations as “a departure from the air of supreme confidence invincibility Trump has projected” and “it’s clear the gravity of his mounting legal peril is getting to Trump, regardless of whether the former president can admit to it in public,” which of course is the main reason why he’s running again.
Another question Trump has raised is whether he’d be stripped of Secret Service protection and the answer is no, barring an act of Congress which is unlikely or if he voluntarily gives it up, which is definitely not happening. Just to spitball it, our guess is that the fat bastard would ultimately be housed on a remote military base, somewhere like Guam or Puerto Rico, far from where any of his terrorist fanboys would be able to gather to rush and try to break him out.