You would think this new ProPublica report on far right Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hanging out with Charles Koch and his buddies at their donor events would be like a five alarm fire for the regular MAGA assholes since it comes just two days after fat former President Trump called Koch a “very stupid, awkward, and highly overrated Globalist” who “doesn’t have a clue,” ominously adding “watch what happens to Charles Koch,” since it would mean one of their heroes is basically a “Globalist” too, and a traitor to the greatest president of their lifetimes. And maybe you’d be right.

But probably not. We feel pretty comfortable assuming that they’re going to just ignore it or call it a “leftist propaganda attack on the nation’s highest court” or whatever they said the last five or six times that ProPublica reported on all the unseemly shit Thomas and Alito have been up to with their ultra-wealthy buddies. They might quietly bitch about it here or there, but by and large nobody should expect a sudden, massive “IMPEACH CLARENCE THOMAS” campaign from MAGAmerica.

And the fabled “Bohemian Grove” meeting of the global elite Thomas is said to have attended? That shit should be like catnip for the QAnon pussies. They freaking love incorporating pre-2017 staples of conspiracy theory folklore into their new narratives. Vaccines, reptilian aliens, the Bavarian Illuminati, Freemasonry, underground bases, you name it. Bohemian Grove to them is like what the Contra 30 lives code is to the Nintendo generation. You just know it by heart. And yet, again, we don’t anticipate much if any panic among the Q generation over Thomas hanging out with World Economic Forum guy Klaus Schwab or any of the other shadowy supervillains who would be there.

Rather than being sarcastic or cheeky we’ll just call it what it is: A purely tribal non-reaction that maybe might have gone slightly differently if there was a Republican president and Senate majority to replace Clarence with some hardcore MAGA judge like Aileen Cannon or Matt Kacsmaryk.