Always looking for exciting and interesting new ways to waste the justice system’s time with stupid bullshit, disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers on Thursday filed a “MOTION TO DISMISS INDICTMENT BASED ON PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY” in the case brought by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith over the fat fuck’s post-2020 election coup attempt conspiracy.

And if any of you smartass libs are thinking “Well why’s he claiming immunity if he’s innocent?” then DAMN they got you beat on that one with “President Trump (the incumbent administration’s leading opponent in the upcoming Presidential election) emphatically denies the truth of any allegations in the indictment. Rather, this memorandum sets forth the facts alleged in the indictment so that their legal sufficiency may be assessed for a motion to dismiss.” GOTCHA LIBS! YOU ARE SO OWNED!

The part where they write “President Trump was acquitted of these charges after trial in the Senate, and he thus remains immune from prosecution. The Special Counsel cannot second-guess the judgment of the duly elected United States Senate,” is pretty fucking funny and just asking for it, since the indictment counts are not worded even remotely the same as the impeachment articles.

And then there’s the “The indictment is based entirely on alleged actions within the heartland of President Trump’s official duties, or at the very least, within the ‘outer perimeter’ of his official duties. As President Trump is absolutely immune from criminal prosecution for such acts, the Court should dismiss the indictment.” Jeez, make up your goddamned mind. Is it in “the heartland” or is it on the “outer perimeter”? Did anybody actually read this shit before they filed it?