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Trump gives IDF slightly more praise than he did Hezbollah

“I have always been impressed by the skill and determination of the Israeli Defence Forces. As they defend their Nation against ruthless terrorists, I want to wish every soldier the best of luck. May you return home safely to your families, and may God bless you all!” writes probably one of fat former President Trump’s aides in a Truth Social post, careful to misspell “defense” and randomly capitalize “Nation” to make it seem authentic. The one before it where he screamed in all-caps “THE ATTACK ON ISRAEL WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED, ZERO CHANCE, IF THE ELECTION OF 2020 WAS NOT RIGGED AND STOLLEN. IT SHOWS THE WORLD HOW IMPORTANT ELECTIONS ARE,” was definitely written by him though. Like his handlers said “Okay sir, you can write whatever you want in all capital letters but then you have to give the account to Jason Miller to write the next one.”

UPDATE 10/13/2023 3:05 PM EDT: Trump later posted “#IStandWithIsrael #IStandWithBibi.” Holy shit, lol. That second one is so freaking pathetic. Good Lord, what a simpering weasel.

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