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Orange Defendant reminds everyone why he’s facing a gag order

“Tomorrow is a big day for Democracy. A Leaking, Crooked and Deranged Prosecutor, Jack Smith, who has a terrible record of failure, is asking a highly partisan Obama appointed Judge, Tanya Chutkan, who should recuse herself based on the horrible things she has said, to silence me, through the use of a powerful GAG ORDER, making it impossible for me to criticize those who are doing the silencing, namely Crooked Joe Biden, and his corrupt and weaponized DOJ & FBI. They want to take away my First Amendment rights, and my ability to both campaign and defend myself.”

“In other words, they want to cheat and interfere in the 2024 Presidential Election. Nothing like this has ever happened in our Country before. It is strictly Banana Republic kind of ‘stuff.’ These political Hacks and Thugs are destroying our Country. Let’s see what happens on Monday in Judge Chutkan’s courtroom. Will America survive, or not? I’ll be campaigning in the Great State of Iowa, where I am leading by 50 Points!!!” wrote fat former President Trump in a Sunday night Truth Social post, spewing exactly the kind of shit that prompted Jack Smith to a gag order in the first place.

The hearing starts at 10 AM EDT. White nationalist Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is reportedly in attendance, in case it wasn’t already obvious that this is a big deal in MAGA world.

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