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MAGA Land gags and retches over Judge Chutkan’s order

“Hold on a second: did that judge really say that the first amendment doesn’t apply to you after you’re accused of a crime??? This judge should be removed for cause and never allowed near another courthouse” – The current top comment on the Daily Wire’s article. Jesus Christ, lol.

“Trump should announce that the gag order is a direct interference with political speech guaranteed by the Constitution and that he will not be obeying such an order as it’s manifestly illegal” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit article. Yes, he totally should. We would love to see him do that.

“GAG orders are blatantly Unconstitutional….INNOCENT until proven GUILTY….JUdge just proved her BIAS….” – The top comment on the Breitbart article by some instant expert on constitutional law.

“Every American citizen should be jumping up and down protesting this order. The Left is counting on numb skulls to look at this ruling as fair because its Trump. People have to take a generic look at this order and see if they would like to be held to it if they were in Trump’s place. Get a grip people, this is Stalinist!” – The top comment on TownHall.com’s article. Everyone jump up and down!

“The left has been calling the Trump a Nazi, homophobe, racist, sexist, bigot, and xenophobe for going on 7 years… But Trump calls a judge a hack and it’s an incitement to violence? Sounds to me like the judge knows she’s doing things that might could cause some people to get violent” – Top comment on The Right Scoop’s article. He forgot “rapist.” The “left” calls Trump that too.

“I think ALL gag orders are unconstitutional. Speech is the best way to disinfect a corrupt judicial process…regardless of who you are” – Top comment at RedState’s article. More legal scholarship.

“Interesting new legal theory – that a criminal defendant isn’t allowed to criticize the prosecutor. Judge Chutkan would’ve fit in well with the East German judiciary” – Top comment at Instapundit.

“Jack can leak but Trump cannot speak. UN-AMERICAN AND UN-CONSTITUTIONAL…it’s not a judge, it’s a domestic terrorist” – Top comment on OANN’s article. Love the “Jack can leak” butthurt.

“Jack Smith’s camp leaks info to try the case in the court of public opinion and Trump will be unable to defend himself. Sounds like the norm” – Top comment on the Daily Caller’s article. Same shit, lol.

“I’m not sure why this can’t go straight to the SCOTUS. This is beyond what any appeals court is capable of dealing with” – Top comment on PJ Media’s article, hilariously titled “DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS: DC Judge Strikes Out Against 2024 Frontrunner Donald Trump With a Gag Order.”

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