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Gotta Catch Shoot Em All! GameStop employee charged with manslaughter after shooting Pokemon card shoplifter dead

A Pembroke Pines, Florida GameStop employee has been charged with manslaughter after fatally shooting a shoplifter who stole $600 worth of premium Pokemon playing cards from the store on Tuesday, ABC News reports on a case that Detective Pikachu won’t have to work too hard to solve.

GameStop employee Derrick Guerrero, 33, probably isn’t going to be able to argue a “stand your ground” defense as security video reveals the unnamed suspect, who was able to flee but died at a hospital 3 hours later, did not threaten violence or have a weapon himself. It’s too bad that Guerrero didn’t have a Pokeball he could use to capture the guy and train him to fight other shoplifters.

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