The results of the House Republican conference’s secret ballot to determine whether spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan would remain the “Speaker-designate” after three failed full House rounds to try to get him elected are in: The caucus undesignated him, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, adding that the “Margin was large” according to his sources in the room.
The search continues for another Speaker and MAGA terrorists can stop threatening to sexually molest the wives of the members who voted against the guy who would’ve pretended it didn’t happen. Sherman says Republicans are packing it in for the weekend and will reconvene on Monday.
“The deep state won,” Jordan ally Ralph Norman told Politico’s Olivia Beavers after the meeting.