Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

3 minutes ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

25 minutes ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

1 hour ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

2 hours ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

3 hours ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

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Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

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WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

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Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

5 hours ago

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

5 hours ago

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

6 hours ago

State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

6 hours ago

DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

7 hours ago

House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

7 hours ago

WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

8 hours ago

Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

9 hours ago

Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

16 hours ago

Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

23 hours ago

Six percent of Trump 2024 voters now disclaim it: pollster

23 hours ago

Venezuela attorney general quits

23 hours ago

Misogyny okay because a trans swimmer got a bigger trophy

1 day ago

Drunk Republican voter rear-ends cop car at 3:06 pm on a Tuesday

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Cuban troops neutralize four suspected Floridian terrorists

1 day ago

“Johnny MAGA” doxxed as White House comms office staffer

1 day ago

New York Times now covering the missing Trump-Epstein docs

1 day ago

Fat, insecure man-baby lets brown Muslim women get to him

1 day ago

Larry Summers resigns from made-up Harvard job

1 day ago

Theoretical threat of summary executions in 2028 effective at quashing impeachment bid against Philippines VP Sara Duterte

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Jaydee blamemaxxes Biden when poll-mogged on Fox News

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DSCC spending early in Alaska

1 day ago

Regime weighs ordering banks to collect citizenship info

1 day ago

Steve Scalise’s math the least stupid part of his pitch to voters

1 day ago

Mandelson, Andrew facing life in prison

1 day ago

Seattle vagrant’s daring escapes from cops undone by low stamina

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CNN snap poll ratings worse than Trump’s 2018 State of the Union

1 day ago

Fox and Friends platforms Spanberger’s rebuttal for some reason

1 day ago

Florida Everglades wildfire grows to 15,000 acres

1 day ago

Al Green removed for holding up “Black People Aren’t Apes” sign

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: The People’s State of The Union

2 days ago

Blackburn delivers for Tennesseeans

2 days ago

Tony Dorkoupil already doomed at CBS: report

2 days ago

McCarthy says Gonzales should resign

2 days ago

Maybe K$H’s spokesman should just not respond to everything

2 days ago

FBI agents needed plane when K$H had it in Florida

2 days ago

Coyote fails to catch not particularly fast toddler

2 days ago

Jim Jordan wrestles “But Garland” into answer to Epstein question

2 days ago

Claude AI reluctant obey Hegseth’s commands to kill enemies

2 days ago

Utah judge spikes Robinson’s bid to remove prosecutor

2 days ago

Tom Emmer’s right when you look at it very narrowly like he says to

2 days ago

Idaho cops arrest lib who plowed stolen ambulance into ICE office

2 days ago

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