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Creepy Reptiloid enters race for Arizona House seat

So many 2022 Arizona Republican losers, so few 2024 elections to run for. After being told on no uncertain terms by 2022 gubernatorial loser Kari Lake that she would fuck up his world if he jumped in the GOP primary race to take on Dem Congressman Ruben Gallego for the seat occupied by useless “independent” Senator Kyrsten Sinema, fascist Reptiloid and 2022 Senate race loser Blake Masters on Thursday declared he was running instead for the US House seat being vacated by retiring far right Congresswoman Debbie Lesko. He’ll face off in the primary against 2022 Attorney General loser Abe Hamadeh who declared just hours after Lesko announced her retirement… but before Lesko endorsed state House Speaker Ben Toma, who hasn’t even declared yet.

Literally just a few minutes ago Hamadeh announced Kari Lake had endorsed him, almost certainly in response to Masters entering the race less than an hour ago. Guess she really hates Masters.

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