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Cranky old Republican continues yelling at these fucking kids

Wisconsin Republican Congressman Derrick Van Orden, famous for drunkenly screaming at a group of House pages in the Capitol rotunda in July, continued letting his contempt for these goddamned disrespectful little shits be known Wednesday, this time taking it online to rip into “Josh” and his homies for acting like they know everything and are better than everybody else on Twitter.

There’s a decent chance we still would’ve picked this up if Van Orden were a Democrat. That he’s a fellow Republican sealed that deal and makes this that much more fucking hilarious. The only hard part here was picking which of “GOP Josh’s” replies to include, with the “I’m sorry we hurt your feelings, Congressman,” just narrowly winning over another where the little shitweasel wrote “Hey Derrick, where’s the question in my tweet?” disrespectfully addressing Van Orden by his first name.

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