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New “pee tape” rocks Virginia Delegate race: MAGA media dipshits

Whoa! Did you hear that a Dem candidate for a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates posted a video of herself peeing online, which makes it a “real” version of the legendary “pee tape” that libs mocked Trump and his fans over for years? Come on bro, it’s all over the hottest right wing media sites and it’s shaking up the tight race for control of the Virginia legislature, majorities in both chambers of which are up for grabs next week AND it’s completely separate from the “controversy” surrounding an entirely different Dem female candidate who has an OnlyFans page.

And yeah, it’s really goddamned stupid. We’re not embedding it, but it’s not anywhere close to what a tweet by “RRH Elections” implies with “Virginia #HD71 candidate Jessica Anderson (D) made a video of herself urinating in public in Freedom Park and posted it on the internet,” with “public” doing a lot of heavy lifting there. It’s seven seconds of her face while she’s squatting down on the side of a running trail in the middle of nowhere, saying “Yeah, I’m peeing… Avoid yellow snow.” But hey, at least the Post Millennial, Libs of TikTok, and all the other assholes got a “pee tape” headline out of it.

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