“Getting ready to head to the Downtown Lower Manhattan Courthouse to testify in one of the many cases that were instigated and brought by my POLITICAL OPPONENT, Crooked Joe Biden, through agencies and surrogates, for purposes of ELECTION INTERFERENCE. This is the first time this method of cheating in an election has been so blatantly used in the USA as a POLITICAL WEAPON!”
“Mostly done in Third World Countries. Got a really Biased, Nasty, Club controlled, but often overturned, Judge, a Racist, Evil, and Corrupt Attorney General, BUT A CASE THAT, ACCORDING TO ALMOST ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS, HAS ZERO MERIT. A dark day for our Country. WITCH HUNT!” says disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, just about an hour or so before he has to take the stand on Monday to testify in his defense against the $250 million lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James against his corrupt and benighted business empire.
Rolling Stone reports that Trump and his lawyers plan on “intentionally trying to provoke the judge into a nuclear-level overreaction” and get the fat fuck thrown in jail for a night, thinking it would be a good thing for him politically and legally. “When a defendant honestly believes he can’t possibly get a fair trial from the judge, one of the tactics is to antagonize the judge to a point of causing reversible errors,” Alan Dershowitz told Rolling Stone about the “strategy.” Should be fun.