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Trump loses 2023 sexiest man alive award to Patrick Dempsey

Disgraced former President Donald J Trump has lost People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award for the 38th year in a row, the celebrity media outlet confirmed late Tuesday in an article celebrating the coronation of sort of popular Hollywood actor Patrick Dempsey, most widely recognized for his role as Dr Dreamy or something on the long-running ABC primetime soap opera “Grey’s Anatomy.”

The setback loser comes amid a maelstrom of legal troubles in multiple federal and local jurisdictions facing the fat 2020 election loser including the imminent destruction of his corrupt business empire, a second federal defamation lawsuit brought by his rape victim EJ Carroll, and 91 felony charges that will almost certainly see him die in prison if convicted of a mere fraction of them.

“I’m glad it’s happening at this point in my life, It’s nice to have the recognition, and certainly my ego takes a little bump, but it gives me the platform to use it for something positive,” the 57 year-old Dempsey told People Magazine about being recognized for his handsome visage, one unburdened by the prospect of being incarcerated for the rest of his life for attempting to destroy democracy while the state of New York seizes his properties to pay civil fraud judgments levied by a court.

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