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Emerson fucks up, finds Biden leading Trump in New Hampshire

The crack political science wizards at Emerson College Polling, famous for their masterful insights into the pulse of the American electorate like finding Kentucky Attorney General Dan Cameron +1 over incumbent Dem Governor Andy Beshear late last month (Beshear won by 5), Republican Adam Laxalt +5 over incumbent Nevada Dem Senator Catherine Cortez-Masto in their final 2022 poll of that race (Cortez-Masto won by 1), Mehmet Oz +1 over now-Senator John Fetterman in Pennsylvania in 2022 (Fetterman won by 5), Dem New Hampshire Senator Maggie Hassan +5 over QAnon freak Don Bolduc in 2022 (Hassan won by 10), the 2022 Arizona Senate race between incumbent Dem Mark Kelly and Reptilian fascist Blake Masters tied (Kelly won by 5) and other brilliant calls have found President Joe Biden leading disgraced former President Trump 47 to 42 percent in a two way race, Biden 40 to Trump 37 with assclowns RFK Jr and Cornel West in the mix.

Wait, they actually fucked this one up. Trump should be like +10 in the Granite State. There’s no way Biden could be leading in any swing-ish state in the Emersonverse. They’re like Diet Trafalgar or Rasmussen Lite: All the Republican-leaning taste with none of the MAGA calories. Joe’s supposed to be losing to Trump in a landslide in 2024. Emerson fans ought to be furiously demanding a scapegoat on their team of push pollsters be found and promptly fired for this disgraceful failure.

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