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Elon spaceship go big boom high in sky above Gulf of Mexico on Saturday morning, Bloomberg report. “What we do believe right now is that the automated flight termination system on second stage appears to have triggered very late in the burn as we were headed downrange out over the Gulf of Mexico,” say Elon guy after spaceship break into kajiliion little pieces and fall into water.

Maybe Elon too distracted by libs at Media Matters pointing out how commercials on X show up next to posts by guys with no girlfriends who hate Jews and now companies not giving Elon money for X any more. Maybe reason for spaceship boom. Elon big mad at Media Matters libs, say he going to get judge to get big mad too so he bang wooden hammer on desk and take all their money.

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