The words “golden shower incident” appear in the headline of a Monday article by the York Daily Record, a newspaper based in and dedicated to covering the south-central Pennsylvania county and its vicinity. The article, titled “Police: Shot fired after golden shower incident at York hotel, 1 charged with prostitution,” is quite colorful. More colors than just golden-yellow. It’s colorful as in it is the type of lurid whimsy many internet users enjoy reading and joking in the comments about, especially the part where john had actually dropped his wallet in the parking lot and the prostitute had peed on him hadn’t stolen it. So he shot her car for no reason at all and will probably get hit with a felony.
It’s the second time in three days that a story about a boomer-aged degenerate reacting angrily after allegedly having one or more prostitutes urinating on him has appeared on national news sites.