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Some unethical quack signs letter claiming Trump in “excellent” health, including “exceptional” cognitive exam results

“I have been President Donald J Trump’s personal physician since 2021. During this time, I have conducted several comprehensive examinations, the most recent being September 13, 2023, and have supervised specialist consultations along with ancillary testing for screening and preventative health maintenance. I am pleased to report that President Trump’s overall health is excellent.”

“His physical exams were well within the normal range and his cognitive exams were exceptional [lol, no they weren’t]. In addition, his most recent extensive laboratory analysis remains well within normal limits and was even more favorable than prior testing in some of the most significant parameters [sure, buddy], most likely secondary to weight reduction. Cardiovascular studies are all normal and cancer screening tests are all negative. President Trump has reduced his weight [How much does he weigh?] through an improved diet and continued daily physical activity, while maintaining a rigorous schedule. It is my opinion that President Trump is currently in excellent health, and with his continued interest in preventative health monitoring and maintenance, he will continue to enjoy a healthy active lifestyle for years to come,” says a letter signed by disgraced former President Trump’s new personal physician Bruce Aronwald, DO. Trump needed a new medical sign-off guy after the last one died under unknown circumstances on January 8, 2021.

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