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Michigan cop fired for being unable to hold his liquor

Flat Rock, Michigan Police Department Sergeant Brian Tetreau has been ordered to turn in his badge and gun for the last time after being unable to hold his liquor on the job, showing up to a crime scene shitfaced and puking when he was supposed to be holding it down, WXYZ reports.

Tetreau had been on thin ice after a similar episode in February in which he was similarly hammered while responding to an active shooter incident wearing Crocs despite 20-degree temperatures, haphazardly aiming his gun under a house where there was no sign of the suspect. Then in September he violated the department’s social media policy by writing “FUCK WXYZ” in the comments under a Facebook post linked to the local ABC affiliate’s story about his troubled career.

On the plus side Tetreau now has all the time in the world to get wasted and post on Facebook.

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