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Orange Loser co-opts Fox News host’s lame excuse for his senility

“Whenever I sarcastically insert the name Obama for Biden as an indication that others may actually be having a very big influence in running our Country, Ron DeSanctimonious and his failing campaign apparatus, together with the Democrat’s Radical Left ‘Disinformation Machine,’ go wild saying that ‘Trump doesn’t know the name of our President, (CROOKED!) Joe Biden. He must be cognitively impaired.’ No, I know both names very well, never mix them up, and know that they are destroying our Country. Also, and as reported, I just took a cognitive test as part of my Physical Exam, and ACED it. Also ACED (a perfect score!) one taken while in the White House.”

“Biden should take one so we can determine why he wants Open Borders, No Energy Independence, A Woke Military, High Inflation, No Voter ID, Men playing In Women’s Sports, Only Electric Cars & Trucks, A Weaponized DOJ/FBI, and so many other CRAZY things!!!” writes disgraced former President Trump in a Monday morning Truth Social rant apropos of stupid shit he said weeks ago.

Trump’s only 15 days late in incorporating an excuse for his mixing up of Obama and Biden that was hastily made up by Fox and Friends host Brian Kilmeade during a November 12th appearance on Fox News media guy Howard Kurtz’s Sunday show. “[Trump] believes Obama is pulling the strings,” said Kilmeade to Kurtz the day after Donald had (again) confused the two Democratic presidents.

Because Kilmeade didn’t try to explain any of the other dumb shit Trump has said recently, such as saying he beat Obama in 2016 and warning that Biden could start World War II, coupled with that Donald only uses the “sarcasm” line when he knows he looked like a complete idiot, we’re just going to go ahead and deem this post to be transparent panic on the fat former president’s part.

Also probably not a coincidence that Trump posted this rant just over a half hour after batshit idiot Maria Bartiromo asked some MAGA Congressman “So who is running the show here? Does [Biden] know what’s going on or is he being directed by President Obama?” during an interview that Trump was watching, prompting him to assert that Obama is somehow pulling Biden’s strings.

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